Massage Therapist in Training

Finally—relief delivered by the least qualified, most enthusiastic masseuse on the planet: your kid. This back-printed massage shirt turns your small child into a certified stomping professional (in your mind, anyway). Instructions are printed right on the shirt: 10 stompy laps in a circle, followed by 10 strong shoulder pats. It’s both therapy and chaos. So… parenting.

Ideal for post-playground recovery, light spinal realignment, or when you just need to lie down but still want to claim you're being "productive."

Product Features:

- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem to withstand repeated toddler walkovers
- Size and care label printed inside the collar for scratch-free relaxation
- Lightweight 95% polyester / 5% spandex fabric—bends with you, or just lies flat
- Regular fit with extra large sizes available for maximum massage square footage

Care Instructions:

- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), inside out—because tiny feet aren’t known for precision
- Do not bleach (even if you “accidentally” wear it to the park)
- Do not tumble dry—air dry like the floor legend you are
- Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat—if anyone ever lets you stand up again
- No dry cleaning—this shirt’s meant for real life, not luxury