Become the ultimate parenting power move: motionless and somehow still in charge. This indoor scavenger hunt shirt lets you host a full-scale kid quest—without standing up, moving, or even pretending to try.
Just lie down. Receive the ceremonial pillow. Activate Game Master Mode. Your back becomes the checklist, your body becomes the base, and your kids run around like caffeine-fueled squirrels while you "monitor progress" from a horizontal position. It’s parenting. It’s performance art. It’s survival.
Product Features:
- Knit in one seamless piece to reduce fabric waste and side seams—because parenting has enough rough edges - Elastic ribbed collar holds its shape, even after 17 rounds of “Can I have a snack?” - Shoulder tape for reinforced durability—aka protection against surprise elbow drops - Soft, durable fabric made from specially spun fibers, ideal for detailed scavenger hunt printing - Ethically sourced and certified by Oeko-Tex, so you can rest easy—literally
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F) with similar colors—because they will use you as a table - Tumble dry low—like your standards by 3 p.m. - Iron, steam, or dry on low heat—if you ever regain vertical ambition - No bleach, no dry cleaning—this shirt lives the real-life parenting experience, just like you
