Welcome to the great outdoors—where the sun shines, the squirrels judge you, and parenting still happens… from a seated position. This scavenger hunt shirt is your official uniform for doing the bare minimum while your kids go full explorer mode. Just receive two sticks of roughly equal length (the ancient signal), and your job begins: Sit. Nod. Let the chaos unfold.
Kids hunt. You supervise without standing. Everyone wins.
Product Features:
- Seamlessly knit in one piece to reduce waste and eliminate side seams—because parenting has enough rough edges - Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape, no matter how many times you say, “Go look again” - Shoulder tape for durability—ideal for surprise shoulder climbs - Soft, durable fabric made from specially spun fibers that love print and forgive life
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F) with similar colors—especially if someone wipes a leaf on you - Tumble dry low—like your current ambition level - Iron, steam, or dry on low heat—if you’re ever vertical again - No bleach, no dry cleaning—this shirt works hard enough already
