Finally, a parenting moment that requires no standing, speaking, or pretending to care about plot. This maze shirt features a winding fruit-collecting puzzle designed for little fingers to trace and explore—while you lie perfectly still, playing the noble role of Flat Entertainment Surface.
Kids stay busy searching for strawberries, bananas, and victory. You stay horizontal and possibly asleep. It’s a win-win. Especially for your lower back.
Product Features:
- Knit in one piece to reduce fabric waste and eliminate side seams—just like your patience - Elastic ribbed collar holds its shape, even after dramatic maze victories - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams so you can be a reliable flat surface under pressure - Soft, durable fabric made from specially spun fibers—perfect for detailed maze printing and daily flopping - Ethically sourced and Oeko-Tex certified—for comfort, safety, and ethical lounging
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), with similar colors—because fruit juice will make an appearance - Tumble dry low—like your motivation this week - Iron, steam, or dry on low heat—if you ever stand again - No bleach, no dry cleaning—this shirt is for everyday heroics, not red carpet events
