Welcome to the hottest new listing in town: Your Back. This chic one-bedroom floorplan is printed right onto the shirt, so kids can play house while you lie down and play nothing at all. Dolls move in. You stay motionless. It's the dream—yours, not theirs.
With a layout that includes a bedroom, bathroom, and living space (just like your actual house, minus the laundry), this shirt turns you into prime real estate for the imagination… and for briefly disappearing from your responsibilities.
Product Features:
- Knit in one seamless piece to reduce waste and eliminate side seams—just like a minimalist dollhouse - Elastic ribbed collar holds its shape, even after 37 reenactments of “family drama” - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for long-term lounging - Soft, durable fabric made from specially spun fibers—perfect for detailed dollhouse printing and passive play - Ethically sourced and Oeko-Tex certified for safety, quality, and conscience-friendly napping
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), with similar colors—because dolls are messy tenants - Tumble dry on low—like your expectations this week - Iron, steam, or dry on low heat—only if you’re feeling fancy - Do not bleach or dry clean—this shirt already works hard enough
